Help!!!  Please adopt me!  I’m living in a foster home with my 9 other brothers, sisters, and cousins.  They treat me well here.  This is so much better than outside where I was muddy and covered in fleas.  I’ve had nice baths, vaccinations, and flea medicine. We live in a cozy room where we can play, we have lots of delicious food to eat and toys to play with.  They seem to like to cuddle me and play with me.  Here is the bad part…they named me “Little Toupee”.  These people must be monsters!  Please adopt me and give me a better name… like Ralph or Rupert or Walter … anything, but “Little Toupee”.